It's official. Social Networking has the blessing of 'God's official representative' here on earth. It appears the Holy See wants to get down with the Catholic Youtubers across the world by broadcasting short video news clips on His activities and events at the Vatican. So what can we expect? Pope gets his ring kissed in public? Pope ponders his Hitler Youth photo album? Pope does nothing about Gaza? Pope fails to flog Vatican booty to end world poverty and starvation? Pope bollocks editor of Catholic Herald for slamming the Internet as the work of the Devil just before he launches onto Youtube. Pope gives class on Creationism v Cretinism (or are they one and the same thing?) Pope gives low-down on the top ten spiritual themes of all time. (Que: Alan Freeman VO with Italian/German accent), "Coming in at number 10 in this weeks chart it's: I am Therefore You are Not, by Notorious G.O.D. Up two places at 9 it's: Though Shalt not Thrill, by Forbidden Condom. And at number 8 it's: Suffer little Children Unto me by Confessions of a Catholic Priest in a new parish. At number 7 it's: Killing me softly, by Cain and Able. Creeping in at number 7 it's: Disability - you asked for it by Ban Stem Cell Research. Just outside the top 5, at 6, it's: Mary: Did she or didn't she do it with an Angel? by the Immaculate Conception. At 5 it's: Father, they know not what they are doing by IMF and the Bankers. At 4 it's: God told me to kill my Son for a laugh by Abraham and his estranged son Issac. At 3 it's: Yes, I'm talking to you by Burning Bush. In at number 2 it's: You don't count the dead when God's on your side by Crazy in Croatia. And at number 1 it's: And the Truth Shall set you Free by They'll say Anything if you Torture them with a little help from Jesus in Guantanamo Bay. Can't wait...
Monday 26 January 2009
Oh. My. God!
It's official. Social Networking has the blessing of 'God's official representative' here on earth. It appears the Holy See wants to get down with the Catholic Youtubers across the world by broadcasting short video news clips on His activities and events at the Vatican. So what can we expect? Pope gets his ring kissed in public? Pope ponders his Hitler Youth photo album? Pope does nothing about Gaza? Pope fails to flog Vatican booty to end world poverty and starvation? Pope bollocks editor of Catholic Herald for slamming the Internet as the work of the Devil just before he launches onto Youtube. Pope gives class on Creationism v Cretinism (or are they one and the same thing?) Pope gives low-down on the top ten spiritual themes of all time. (Que: Alan Freeman VO with Italian/German accent), "Coming in at number 10 in this weeks chart it's: I am Therefore You are Not, by Notorious G.O.D. Up two places at 9 it's: Though Shalt not Thrill, by Forbidden Condom. And at number 8 it's: Suffer little Children Unto me by Confessions of a Catholic Priest in a new parish. At number 7 it's: Killing me softly, by Cain and Able. Creeping in at number 7 it's: Disability - you asked for it by Ban Stem Cell Research. Just outside the top 5, at 6, it's: Mary: Did she or didn't she do it with an Angel? by the Immaculate Conception. At 5 it's: Father, they know not what they are doing by IMF and the Bankers. At 4 it's: God told me to kill my Son for a laugh by Abraham and his estranged son Issac. At 3 it's: Yes, I'm talking to you by Burning Bush. In at number 2 it's: You don't count the dead when God's on your side by Crazy in Croatia. And at number 1 it's: And the Truth Shall set you Free by They'll say Anything if you Torture them with a little help from Jesus in Guantanamo Bay. Can't wait...
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